freshtittymilk: Remember when Muriel saw Courage’s porn? Muriel is one of the best characters to grace my television screen. So kind and unjudging she is. I love her. <3
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
bakerstreetsdoctor: aliciasw0nderland: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 reblogging for future references YES
crackerhell: slay-z: longweaverudebitch: This is the essence of “swerve”. praise real nigga jesus
All Blogs Everything
iamsircharles: For the blogs That’s postin’ all that funny shit Got the songs That’s playin’ when you stalkin’ them On anon Talkin big shit cuz they don’t who it is This one for my niggas, that’s bloggin bout that money
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
westbor0baptistchurch: Selfies that get hundreds or thousands of notes.