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The voices in my head aren't real, my dog told me so.
localracist: me on the daily
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jaeseven: Just trying to get through the awkwardness of my boss’a birthday party…. #teamfacialhair
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rook-island:

people who skip through dialogue and cutscenes in new games

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teddyweirdo: Fooled you bitch  Sike NIGGA!
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im-a-walking-paradox: trapkid: i’m old OOOOMMMMGGGGG
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lickypickystickyme: A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
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youngharlemnigga: vardaesque: calleo: thelegendofkungjew: calleo: groovyphilia: Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome. Suddenly, I understand. Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves? That guy is hot. I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat. At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in. FUCKING CHRIST THIS POST GOT BETTER yall really losing your self control over this alladin lookin ass nigga
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sintheahhh: tayalldaynyc: theuppitynegras: world history In one sentence ^^^LOL so true
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blu3print: Whoa
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